Don't Know What Ya Got...Till It's Gone

Words that I never truly understood...until I tried an OREO in China:

That creme diameter needs to be at least 3 mm wider.

Those are not Oreos.  The pink creme aside, which was due to my own foolish decisions, they don't even come close to their American counterparts.  The tiny, off-center disc of creme just doesn't cut it.  But the scary part is that if you've never had anything different...you'll never know something is awry. 

And I understand.  It was probably a brilliant idea that has saved Nabisco (a Kraft subsidiary) millions and millions of dollars in creme investment...

...but the jig is up.  The Chinese population needs to say "NO MORE COMPROMISES" and take this fight to Nabisco's doorstep.  Unfortunately, I don't hold much hope for anything of worth coming out of a protest.  Because this dirty plot runs deeper than we could have ever imagined.

Although he is pulling off the sweater vest quite well.

Yao's in on it too.